Oh, my, CG. I'm gooing WAY back here in the blogs....so chances are you'll never see this. BUT---all real men love a Cleaver Queen. We can cook better than any non-cleaver Queens can. We can feed you better than the others can. You need not fear us....we only like to cleaver chicken...and beef, and pork, when it comes with bones--and a huge chunk of deer with the bones in so we can transform "deer meat and bones" into "venison." We Cleaver Queens are not dangerous to you men we love at all at all. Our cleavers are wielded for your pleasure period........ Not to do damage to you---to give you gastronomical pleasure and nothing else.... Pat
Quoting Conyersguy
Rose, . I had a blog post appear a couple months ago....that I did not write. And I've heard Tink and a few others mention something of the like. But I never heard of seeing your own pic lifted & pasted!! And we would know a classless comment was not yours.......unless you had those winks or smileys parading after it.:):) .
And Curious,...NO guy wants to be involved with a "Cleaver Queen," Chinese or otherwise. ...I'm jus sayin.....................................(It's that whole Lorena Bobbit thing. Guys don't even like to HEAR a 'chop' sound.) :)
. Now, maybe a CleavAGE queen..........:)
Quoting Conyersguy
Rose, . I had a blog post appear a couple months ago....that I did not write. And I've heard Tink and a few others mention something of the like. But I never heard of seeing your own pic lifted & pasted!! And we would know a classless comment was not yours.......unless you had those winks or smileys parading after it.:):) .
And Curious,...NO guy wants to be involved with a "Cleaver Queen," Chinese or otherwise. ...I'm jus sayin.....................................(It's that whole Lorena Bobbit thing. Guys don't even like to HEAR a 'chop' sound.) :)
. Now, maybe a CleavAGE queen..........:)
Oh, my, CG. I'm gooing WAY back here in the blogs....so chances are you'll never see this. BUT---all real men love a Cleaver Queen. We can cook better than any non-cleaver Queens can. We can feed you better than the others can. You need not fear us....we only like to cleaver chicken...and beef, and pork, when it comes with bones--and a huge chunk of deer with the bones in so we can transform "deer meat and bones" into "venison." We Cleaver Queens are not dangerous to you men we love at all at all. Our cleavers are wielded for your pleasure period........ Not to do damage to you---to give you gastronomical pleasure and nothing else.... Pat
You say go ahead I'm listening? I don't quite get it? You got lots of hits and I am curious. I clicke on author and ur profile appeared. So I would like to know what is the topic.
You say go ahead I'm listening? I don't quite get it? You got lots of hits and I am curious. I clicke on author and ur profile appeared. So I would like to know what is the topic.
Rose, . I had a blog post appear a couple months ago....that I did not write. And I've heard Tink and a few others mention something of the like. But I never heard of seeing your own pic lifted & pasted!! And we would know a classless comment was not yours.......unless you had those winks or smileys parading after it.:):) .
And Curious,...NO guy wants to be involved with a "Cleaver Queen," Chinese or otherwise. ...I'm jus sayin.....................................(It's that whole Lorena Bobbit thing. Guys don't even like to HEAR a 'chop' sound.) :)
. Now, maybe a CleavAGE queen..........:)
Quoting: Originally posted by Curious2078 Quoting Arizona: "You my dear are hilarious. I think you should tell the cooking story it would be a hoot."
Dear Miss Arizona: To quote two friends of mine, one real, one virtual: Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh. You have given away my secret. Revealed my most confidential thoughts to you. Put me in a wretchedly awkward position. I should send the trolls after you. The ones Queenie has trained so well--the ones I have bribed her to tell me how to get to do my bidding.
What? Oh, no. They don't want to go up to Calgary. They say they are having enough trouble with snow and cold right where they are in North Carolina... What to do...what to do. Well, it would seem that I will have to concede on this one. I will have to find a way to tell the cooking story, no matter what the cost to my reputation. You win, I lose... And so in time...how long a time I don't know...I will blog about my "wok ways." But you will pay for this. Oh, most definitely, you will pay for this--you traitor! One of these days or years, you will be forced to eat one of my wok creations!!!!
Yours truly, The Chinese Cleaver Queen...Just remember: I can chop and dice and mince with the best of them...
Quoting Curious2078:
Quoting Arizona: "You my dear are hilarious. I think you should tell the cooking story it would be a hoot."
Dear Miss Arizona: To quote two friends of mine, one real, one virtual: Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh. You have given away my secret. Revealed my most confidential thoughts to you. Put me in a wretchedly awkward position. I should send the trolls after you. The ones Queenie has trained so well--the ones I have bribed her to tell me how to get to do my bidding.
What? Oh, no. They don't want to go up to Calgary. They say they are having enough trouble with snow and cold right where they are in North Carolina... What to do...what to do. Well, it would seem that I will have to concede on this one. I will have to find a way to tell the cooking story, no matter what the cost to my reputation. You win, I lose... And so in time...how long a time I don't know...I will blog about my "wok ways." But you will pay for this. Oh, most definitely, you will pay for this--you traitor! One of these days or years, you will be forced to eat one of my wok creations!!!!
Yours truly, The Chinese Cleaver Queen...Just remember: I can chop and dice and mince with the best of them...
Rose, . I had a blog post appear a couple months ago....that I did not write. And I've heard Tink and a few others mention something of the like. But I never heard of seeing your own pic lifted & pasted!! And we would know a classless comment was not yours.......unless you had those winks or smileys parading after it.:):) .
And Curious,...NO guy wants to be involved with a "Cleaver Queen," Chinese or otherwise. ...I'm jus sayin.....................................(It's that whole Lorena Bobbit thing. Guys don't even like to HEAR a 'chop' sound.) :)
Quoting Arizona: "You my dear are hilarious. I think you should tell the cooking story it would be a hoot."
Dear Miss Arizona: To quote two friends of mine, one real, one virtual: Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh. You have given away my secret. Revealed my most confidential thoughts to you. Put me in a wretchedly awkward position. I should send the trolls after you. The ones Queenie has trained so well--the ones I have bribed her to tell me how to get to do my bidding.
What? Oh, no. They don't want to go up to Calgary. They say they are having enough trouble with snow and cold right where they are in North Carolina... What to do...what to do. Well, it would seem that I will have to concede on this one. I will have to find a way to tell the cooking story, no matter what the cost to my reputation. You win, I lose... And so in time...how long a time I don't know...I will blog about my "wok ways." But you will pay for this. Oh, most definitely, you will pay for this--you traitor! One of these days or years, you will be forced to eat one of my wok creations!!!!
Yours truly, The Chinese Cleaver Queen...Just remember: I can chop and dice and mince with the best of them...
Quoting Arizona: "You my dear are hilarious. I think you should tell the cooking story it would be a hoot."
Dear Miss Arizona: To quote two friends of mine, one real, one virtual: Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh. You have given away my secret. Revealed my most confidential thoughts to you. Put me in a wretchedly awkward position. I should send the trolls after you. The ones Queenie has trained so well--the ones I have bribed her to tell me how to get to do my bidding.
What? Oh, no. They don't want to go up to Calgary. They say they are having enough trouble with snow and cold right where they are in North Carolina... What to do...what to do. Well, it would seem that I will have to concede on this one. I will have to find a way to tell the cooking story, no matter what the cost to my reputation. You win, I lose... And so in time...how long a time I don't know...I will blog about my "wok ways." But you will pay for this. Oh, most definitely, you will pay for this--you traitor! One of these days or years, you will be forced to eat one of my wok creations!!!!
Yours truly, The Chinese Cleaver Queen...Just remember: I can chop and dice and mince with the best of them...
Did you ever look at A blog for A split second and see A woman????not only post a rather classless comment But "LIFT" AND POST your picture TOO??? Thats just over the top way too "CREPPY"...Are we going to have to move this party.....??
Did you ever look at A blog for A split second and see A woman????not only post a rather classless comment But "LIFT" AND POST your picture TOO??? Thats just over the top way too "CREPPY"...Are we going to have to move this party.....??
Well I went by Wally World and they were all out of the expensive flowers.......... So I'm trying that supermarket that you suggested to see if they have any in my price range.
Quoting: Originally posted by Arizona53 I'll Love you to the ends of the earth, but, I still don't have my flowers, so the strokes are still in my pending pile. Thanks for leaving out the crumbs....LOL.
Quoting Arizona53:
I'll Love you to the ends of the earth, but, I still don't have my flowers, so the strokes are still in my pending pile. Thanks for leaving out the crumbs....LOL.
Well I went by Wally World and they were all out of the expensive flowers.......... So I'm trying that supermarket that you suggested to see if they have any in my price range.
Rose, You shameless hussy. Keep talking cause the more you talk, the better I look.
Thanks Bold, the mini cake was very good. It came from a gourmet bakery. It was a mini but probably had enough calories to count as a large cake. Yummy. Was it worth my adventure........I am still debating this. Peggy Sue! So good to see you. Thank you for the birthday greetings. This used to be Larrys blog, but not anymore. Sorry Larry.
Rose, You shameless hussy. Keep talking cause the more you talk, the better I look.
Thanks Bold, the mini cake was very good. It came from a gourmet bakery. It was a mini but probably had enough calories to count as a large cake. Yummy. Was it worth my adventure........I am still debating this. Peggy Sue! So good to see you. Thank you for the birthday greetings. This used to be Larrys blog, but not anymore. Sorry Larry.
People may not remember what you say or do, but they will remember how you made them feel.
Quoting: Originally posted by Curious2078 So, where will this new day lead? Will more bloggers dare to join in? Will Larry realize that he has missed out on the great love of his life? Will Rose ever recover from Bold taking her flowers? And now, a word from our sponsor: Are you having trouble keeping your balls clean and handy, ready and available to be put in service whenever you choose? Yes? Then try our handy dandy, dual-action cleaning and delivery system for free for 30 days. Just pay $28.97 for shipping and handling. The unit will arrive at your home in a box marked "FLOWERS" so no one will have to know your secret. If after 30 days you're not satisfied with her--I mean its--performance, just pack the system back in its original box and return it to us at our expense. Just remember to turn on her--darn, I mean its--oxygen tank before sealing it up inside the heavy-duty plastic bag. And now, Built-Rite Golf Ball Baths would like to return you to MADNESS, MAYHEM & MIRTH, the only prime time soap opera with a serious sense of humor. *********************************************** I hope the powers that be around here will see that this is a joke. There is no Built-Rite Golf Ball Baths. The comical soap opera, however, is a different story.
Quoting Curious2078:
So, where will this new day lead? Will more bloggers dare to join in? Will Larry realize that he has missed out on the great love of his life? Will Rose ever recover from Bold taking her flowers? And now, a word from our sponsor: Are you having trouble keeping your balls clean and handy, ready and available to be put in service whenever you choose? Yes? Then try our handy dandy, dual-action cleaning and delivery system for free for 30 days. Just pay $28.97 for shipping and handling. The unit will arrive at your home in a box marked "FLOWERS" so no one will have to know your secret. If after 30 days you're not satisfied with her--I mean its--performance, just pack the system back in its original box and return it to us at our expense. Just remember to turn on her--darn, I mean its--oxygen tank before sealing it up inside the heavy-duty plastic bag. And now, Built-Rite Golf Ball Baths would like to return you to MADNESS, MAYHEM & MIRTH, the only prime time soap opera with a serious sense of humor. *********************************************** I hope the powers that be around here will see that this is a joke. There is no Built-Rite Golf Ball Baths. The comical soap opera, however, is a different story.
LOL! I love your commercial break Curious.
People may not remember what you say or do, but they will remember how you made them feel.
So, where will this new day lead? Will more bloggers dare to join in? Will Larry realize that he has missed out on the great love of his life? Will Rose ever recover from Bold taking her flowers? And now, a word from our sponsor: Are you having trouble keeping your balls clean and handy, ready and available to be put in service whenever you choose? Yes? Then try our handy dandy, dual-action cleaning and delivery system for free for 30 days. Just pay $28.97 for shipping and handling. The unit will arrive at your home in a box marked "FLOWERS" so no one will have to know your secret. If after 30 days you're not satisfied with her--I mean its--performance, just pack the system back in its original box and return it to us at our expense. Just remember to turn on her--darn, I mean its--oxygen tank before sealing it up inside the heavy-duty plastic bag. And now, Built-Rite Golf Ball Baths would like to return you to MADNESS, MAYHEM & MIRTH, the only prime time soap opera with a serious sense of humor. *********************************************** I hope the powers that be around here will see that this is a joke. There is no Built-Rite Golf Ball Baths. The comical soap opera, however, is a different story.
So, where will this new day lead? Will more bloggers dare to join in? Will Larry realize that he has missed out on the great love of his life? Will Rose ever recover from Bold taking her flowers? And now, a word from our sponsor: Are you having trouble keeping your balls clean and handy, ready and available to be put in service whenever you choose? Yes? Then try our handy dandy, dual-action cleaning and delivery system for free for 30 days. Just pay $28.97 for shipping and handling. The unit will arrive at your home in a box marked "FLOWERS" so no one will have to know your secret. If after 30 days you're not satisfied with her--I mean its--performance, just pack the system back in its original box and return it to us at our expense. Just remember to turn on her--darn, I mean its--oxygen tank before sealing it up inside the heavy-duty plastic bag. And now, Built-Rite Golf Ball Baths would like to return you to MADNESS, MAYHEM & MIRTH, the only prime time soap opera with a serious sense of humor. *********************************************** I hope the powers that be around here will see that this is a joke. There is no Built-Rite Golf Ball Baths. The comical soap opera, however, is a different story.
And in most tournaments a mulligan can be purchased for a minimal sum. . For those of you non-golfers, a mulligan is when you make a bad stroke....you get to do it all over again. . Now, THERE's a practice we should expand !!!!
And in most tournaments a mulligan can be purchased for a minimal sum. . For those of you non-golfers, a mulligan is when you make a bad stroke....you get to do it all over again. . Now, THERE's a practice we should expand !!!!
QUEENIE: "Who brought up the cold and white stuff? I woke up after a night off romance and laughter to find the ground covered in it." Is the romancer snowed in with you? I sure hope so, 'cause that was my intention.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
QUEENIE: "Who brought up the cold and white stuff? I woke up after a night off romance and laughter to find the ground covered in it." Is the romancer snowed in with you? I sure hope so, 'cause that was my intention.
